Q: Why is this site here?

A: Because I deemed it so. It is strictly for my amusement...and possibly yours. I am not making geopolitical statements nor am I inclined to broach such heady topics as whether thespians should be allowed to masticate while matriculating.

Q: Where can I buy your music?

A: If getting it for free is not good enough then click on the 'Contact Us' button and send me a message. I will accept large wire transfers from most off-shore accounts.

Q: What is the formula for the conservation of energy?

A: I am glad you asked. I knew this would come in handy one day. See page 2 of lyrics and relics.